| Why have a social life when you could be playing Rainbow Six Vegas or Gears of War?
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| Oh c'mon. Now this is just getting pathetic. Wendy Wu Homcoming Warrior?
'Cause y'know. EVERY Asians just GOTTA do kung-fu. Disney's a buncha friggin racists. Bastards.
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| I need Gears of War so badly it hurts. :(
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| I was stocking games today and I happened across a GBA called Jake
Long: American Dragon, and I paused to appreciate how blatantly racist
that was. The nifty slogan was something like, "Help Jake Unleash the
Dragon In Him," as if all Asians have dragons, ninjas, buddhas,
samurais or whatever in them. This is about the equivalent of having a
game called Antonio Lopez: Hidden Mariachi where the game is to help
Atonio release his mad guitar playing skills, bust up pinatas, and
ultimately, sneak across the border into Hollywood in his '72 pickup
truck.
That's what I like about anime. For the most part, they're blessedly
devoid of stereotypes. White people can be ninjas, black people can be
samurais, Asians can be normal kids with normal lives without worrying
about his hidden dragon ancestory coming back to reawaken his latent
kung-fu magic powers.
So to protest it, I took the price sticker and put it over my name tag.
One of my co-workers laughed and told me how much I look like Jack
Long. Cause, y'know. All Asians look the same.
She obviously didn't get it. I should awaken my samurai powers and cut the gajin's head off.
Why can't Asians be NORMAL in cartoons for a change? |
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